RALEIGH - Breaking news in the wake of Hurricane Irene: Chief Diplomat Zachary Attachery announced today that the potentially devastating hurricane was thwarted or warded off when a last minute…
RALEIGH - Perhaps out of resentment for being forced to work on a holiday, the legislative body we call the Imperium met this morning to try Political Officer Spitler for “crimes against the…
RALEIGH - More and more traffic cops are riding with a new partner these days and we don’t mean Jesus. We mean the next best thing.
”Raleigh Civil Protection, in conjunction with the Catholic…
NYC - The Surgeon Colonel held a press conference today to announce the recall of the infamous Loyalty Chip.
“I apologize that the Surgeon General herself could not be present for today’s briefing,…
